2 things really.

1. Dear Karys, Thank you ever so much for my pigeon. It kicks ass to the max. Naturally we had to name it so it's ended up Phillip Phlap. Also, I'd like to apologise for the breaking of your glasses. It was clumsy and foolish and won't happen again.

2. Dear the band and others who participate in practice (not like anyone else will read this blog.) Beth really likes you guys (: good stuff (: and she's coming back again next week hopefully. SO be nice.

That's all for now Folks

Here is my first Apliance review.

Right, it seems to be a fad to analyse inanimate objects so I thought I'd join in. It was a hard decision to do but I've chosen to analyse something I'm quite knowledgable about. The SA8O assualt rifle. Used soley by NATO forces, the rifle is one of the most reliable of it's kind. It's chances of a stoppage is one round for ever 3000, where as the AK47 that those pesky terrorists are using stop ever few seconds.

Right, I am ofcourse not going to analyse this item, as I know out of all the people who will view this, only myself could give a toss, so I will now do my proper analysis on a a normal door handle.

Right, firstly, they are completely and utterly useless unless the door is closed. And I hold my hands up for leaving doors open, and I can't be the only one. Also, I've noticed that most doors i've gone through recently do not really necesitate using a door handle, and they can be pushed even from their closed position. This is soley because age as made the opening mechanism loose strength, making the door a simple push and pull door.

So, what I've covered so far is that unless it's brand new and the door is closed, it's pretty useful, but if neither one of those things happen, it's rendered useless.

Let alone if it has pretty colours or not ¬.¬

Tom Wood's ratings: coolness 100/100

My rating scheme: Usefulness 3/10 (only about 33% of the time do we actually need door handles)

'Coolness' 1/100, I've met cooler seagul shits.

design : 1/10, It's pretty basic.

Ricky and the Pigeons?

Oh and Jamie, for this most recent of paintball trips.......GLOIN?

Karys, the ultimate blogger nerd.

Karys, the companion of our beloved Wade, has way too much spare time, I think. Her blog pages spans 48% of the internets space, leaving a measly 52% for pornography. This is an outrage, I remember the days when Porn was 96% of the internet, but Oh no, Karys has to go and ruin that me for and Alan alike. Well, it's time I stood up for the common Alan and told Karys this. KARYS, STOP TAKING UP THE INTERNEST PRECIOUS SPACE. Think how many lonely people in the world there are and instead of watching what they want, all they can read about is felt. Come on! Give a guy a break!

All in all, we all love you anyway Karys. (:

Me and Jamie.

Tonight, Jamie is round my house as we are about to watch 'Full Metal Jacket'. We were going to band practice, but sadly it has been called off. We would both like to extend our deepest regrets to Chris and hope she will be okay as soon as possible. (:

The gig.

We (Battery Powered) have a large-ish gig tonight and to be honest, I'm really looking forward to it. It's at Clennon Valley at 7:30 and only £1 to enter, so I expect to see everyone down there! Even though, the only people who are my firneds on here are the band, Karys and Ricky (of which, Ricky is failing to make an appearence ¬.¬) I really am looking forward to this BUT! I've been strapped up to a heart moniter which will definately effect my stage presence. Where as normally I move around a lot i'll be restricted to just sitting normally, which to be quite honest, is gay.

Don't you just hate it when people don't type properly? I do. plz... no, I think you mean 'please'. I think it's incredibly rude to be honest and I find it highly irritating when I ask people to type properly and they still don't. Here is a sentance in English: 'Hello mate, can you please send this text to my mum, as I would like her to know what I want for teatime.' And here is what people class as 'English', which is just badly typed smack talk : 'oi blud, plz snd dis sms to ma mom, she needz to no wha i want 4 teaz.' Right, that was poo, just poo! I literally had to just get a friend to type that out for me! It's terrible! It took me a good few reads before I realised he had repeated what I said instead of insluting various of my family members.Basically, if you talk like that it's not big, or clever. It's just lazy and just gives the image of a hoodrat retard. Please sort it out.

Wasn't this a blog about our gig? :$

Tattoo.

Hey guys (: Just to let you all know, I'm planning a tattoo on the saturday after our gig at torbay lesuire centre. I hope for it to be the Avenged sevenfold death bat and if you have no idea what that is, look at the photo. Personally, i think it's cool (: it'll go with my bright red hair :D All in all, i'm getting a little bit emo with my....face.

Just letting you guys know whats happening with me (:

Ankles.

Well, here is a nother place where God fucked up majorly. Think about it, all of your weight balanced on one of the thinnest parts of the human body. I find it so stupid also, how the ankle is amde of really small bones, not just one big sturdy one. My ankle as we speak is swelling and painful and I have sprained it. This injury has brought to my attention that the Ankle has so many design flaws and I fele that God needs to sort his fucking life out really, or I'll have to sort him out. So, all you christians out there, you better warn him next time you're in that temple thing or what ever.