To dearest Scott

Well, After viewing James' video, I had to laugh, and also, strongly agree with him. So, if this Scott man has any form of testicles at all he'll read this some how.

If you:

Hurt Karys

Hurt anyone of her friends

Insult Karys

Make her feel small

Laugh at her

Keep dressing like a massive queer.

I will personally come up there and rip your fucking skin off. I'll shove my fist down your mouth and rip out your voice box. You and your possessions will be unrecognisable. And don't think I'm alone here. If anyone in my group of mates finds out anything we will all come up there. You have been warned. Tread lightly twinkle toes. You're being watched.

Pigeons song possibility?

Hello there. As Duffl'ed has already posted his own solo work, I might aswell start work on a pigeons song...which i have done. Now no one laugh!!! It originated froma peice of poetry I wrote for my mum, but I've changed some and now it rhymes (: here's the 6 verses I came up with :

It's not the first time, I've felt betrayed

It's too late for help, too late for apologies

the damage is done, the price will be payed

the ultimate sacrafice is often a tradgedy

This song is constantly being played

My heart strings are always stumming the same old tune

My emotions grow stronger, they'll always be displayed

Your image is every where, your face on the moon

I love you now, It screams out of every pore

I love you still, and for ever more

every night i will pray that by some godly way,

that you will fade no longer.

that you will bring the start of a new day

here for me to hold, to always make me stronger.

This song is constantly being played

My heart strings are always stumming the same old tune

My emotions grow stronger, they'll always be displayed

Your image is every where, your face on the moon

I love you now, It screams out of every pore

I love you still, and for ever more

you have always been there standing tall.

but now i'll have to live without your safety

without the net to catch me as i fall

you'll soon be gone, the breaking of unity

This song is constantly being played

My heart strings are always stumming the same old tune

My emotions grow stronger, they'll always be displayed

Your image is every where, your face on the moon

I love you now, It screams out of every pore

I love you still, and for ever more

i want to follow you into the light

i am forever wishing i was the one fading

and you were the one shining bright

but its not like that, it's evil in the making.

This song is constantly being played

My heart strings are always stumming the same old tune

My emotions grow stronger, they'll always be displayed

Your image is every where, your face on the moon

I love you now, It screams out of every pore

I love you still, and for ever more

i regret every fued, every fall out and every bad memory

I've tried to cut and bleed out the cold

they will keep me warm with their trickory

Now you're gone, and we're left to grow old.

This song is constantly being played

My heart strings are always stumming the same old tune

My emotions grow stronger, they'll always be displayed

Your image is every where, your face on the moon

I love you now, It screams out of every pore

I love you still, and for ever more

Well, thats it really, I need a bridge, but I was thinking that could be instrumental.

Over and Out :)

Well, here it is folks, the much awaited second part of the fights. Enjoy, maybe this one wont repeat itself loads. enjoy folks.

The first of many.

Today I went to Jamie's house. It was really quite cool watching videos he's made about things usuing a stickman project: pivot. Of course, we didn't bother making a music video to 'Noah' as it would possibly take up to a week to make, although Jamie has created Noah sneakily stealing an elephant.

I've been trying my hand at this, and although this first attempt is horrible, and for some reason, it repeats it's self three and a half times, i think the animation is okay. Here it is (:

I think that's the right one :S

2 things really.

1. Dear Karys, Thank you ever so much for my pigeon. It kicks ass to the max. Naturally we had to name it so it's ended up Phillip Phlap. Also, I'd like to apologise for the breaking of your glasses. It was clumsy and foolish and won't happen again.

2. Dear the band and others who participate in practice (not like anyone else will read this blog.) Beth really likes you guys (: good stuff (: and she's coming back again next week hopefully. SO be nice.

That's all for now Folks

Here is my first Apliance review.

Right, it seems to be a fad to analyse inanimate objects so I thought I'd join in. It was a hard decision to do but I've chosen to analyse something I'm quite knowledgable about. The SA8O assualt rifle. Used soley by NATO forces, the rifle is one of the most reliable of it's kind. It's chances of a stoppage is one round for ever 3000, where as the AK47 that those pesky terrorists are using stop ever few seconds.

Right, I am ofcourse not going to analyse this item, as I know out of all the people who will view this, only myself could give a toss, so I will now do my proper analysis on a a normal door handle.

Right, firstly, they are completely and utterly useless unless the door is closed. And I hold my hands up for leaving doors open, and I can't be the only one. Also, I've noticed that most doors i've gone through recently do not really necesitate using a door handle, and they can be pushed even from their closed position. This is soley because age as made the opening mechanism loose strength, making the door a simple push and pull door.

So, what I've covered so far is that unless it's brand new and the door is closed, it's pretty useful, but if neither one of those things happen, it's rendered useless.

Let alone if it has pretty colours or not ¬.¬

Tom Wood's ratings: coolness 100/100

My rating scheme: Usefulness 3/10 (only about 33% of the time do we actually need door handles)

'Coolness' 1/100, I've met cooler seagul shits.

design : 1/10, It's pretty basic.

Ricky and the Pigeons?

Oh and Jamie, for this most recent of paintball trips.......GLOIN?

Karys, the ultimate blogger nerd.

Karys, the companion of our beloved Wade, has way too much spare time, I think. Her blog pages spans 48% of the internets space, leaving a measly 52% for pornography. This is an outrage, I remember the days when Porn was 96% of the internet, but Oh no, Karys has to go and ruin that me for and Alan alike. Well, it's time I stood up for the common Alan and told Karys this. KARYS, STOP TAKING UP THE INTERNEST PRECIOUS SPACE. Think how many lonely people in the world there are and instead of watching what they want, all they can read about is felt. Come on! Give a guy a break!

All in all, we all love you anyway Karys. (: