Thursday, 9 April 2009

Karys, the ultimate blogger nerd.

Karys, the companion of our beloved Wade, has way too much spare time, I think. Her blog pages spans 48% of the internets space, leaving a measly 52% for pornography. This is an outrage, I remember the days when Porn was 96% of the internet, but Oh no, Karys has to go and ruin that me for and Alan alike. Well, it's time I stood up for the common Alan and told Karys this. KARYS, STOP TAKING UP THE INTERNEST PRECIOUS SPACE. Think how many lonely people in the world there are and instead of watching what they want, all they can read about is felt. Come on! Give a guy a break!

All in all, we all love you anyway Karys. (:

Friday, 3 April 2009

Me and Jamie.

Tonight, Jamie is round my house as we are about to watch 'Full Metal Jacket'. We were going to band practice, but sadly it has been called off. We would both like to extend our deepest regrets to Chris and hope she will be okay as soon as possible. (: