For Alan.

I've been told to blog more often, and I considered it. And I have decided, after conferring with my scientists that it is medically fine to resume blogging. Well, I'm gunna say it, we all think it. We miss you Alan and Jamie! Alan, for starters, wtf are you doing in Aberdeen? I mean, Durham was passable, Bath was even better, but fucking Aberdeen, i fail to see how you could be further away from us without swimming. I want you to not miss Room Upstairs 2! and I want to see you over the christmas period (lol, period) As for you Jamie, you have ponced your way to Bath and now you've taken to rub it in my face everytime you eat something interesting, well, my diets not so interesting, so stop doing it.

But, to be fair, I really do miss you guys.

This was all said in the most manly of ways.

To dearest Scott

Well, After viewing James' video, I had to laugh, and also, strongly agree with him. So, if this Scott man has any form of testicles at all he'll read this some how.

If you:

Hurt Karys

Hurt anyone of her friends

Insult Karys

Make her feel small

Laugh at her

Keep dressing like a massive queer.

I will personally come up there and rip your fucking skin off. I'll shove my fist down your mouth and rip out your voice box. You and your possessions will be unrecognisable. And don't think I'm alone here. If anyone in my group of mates finds out anything we will all come up there. You have been warned. Tread lightly twinkle toes. You're being watched.