For Alan.

I've been told to blog more often, and I considered it. And I have decided, after conferring with my scientists that it is medically fine to resume blogging. Well, I'm gunna say it, we all think it. We miss you Alan and Jamie! Alan, for starters, wtf are you doing in Aberdeen? I mean, Durham was passable, Bath was even better, but fucking Aberdeen, i fail to see how you could be further away from us without swimming. I want you to not miss Room Upstairs 2! and I want to see you over the christmas period (lol, period) As for you Jamie, you have ponced your way to Bath and now you've taken to rub it in my face everytime you eat something interesting, well, my diets not so interesting, so stop doing it.

But, to be fair, I really do miss you guys.

This was all said in the most manly of ways.

To dearest Scott

Well, After viewing James' video, I had to laugh, and also, strongly agree with him. So, if this Scott man has any form of testicles at all he'll read this some how.

If you:

Hurt Karys

Hurt anyone of her friends

Insult Karys

Make her feel small

Laugh at her

Keep dressing like a massive queer.

I will personally come up there and rip your fucking skin off. I'll shove my fist down your mouth and rip out your voice box. You and your possessions will be unrecognisable. And don't think I'm alone here. If anyone in my group of mates finds out anything we will all come up there. You have been warned. Tread lightly twinkle toes. You're being watched.

Pigeons song possibility?

Hello there. As Duffl'ed has already posted his own solo work, I might aswell start work on a pigeons song...which i have done. Now no one laugh!!! It originated froma peice of poetry I wrote for my mum, but I've changed some and now it rhymes (: here's the 6 verses I came up with :

It's not the first time, I've felt betrayed

It's too late for help, too late for apologies

the damage is done, the price will be payed

the ultimate sacrafice is often a tradgedy

This song is constantly being played

My heart strings are always stumming the same old tune

My emotions grow stronger, they'll always be displayed

Your image is every where, your face on the moon

I love you now, It screams out of every pore

I love you still, and for ever more

every night i will pray that by some godly way,

that you will fade no longer.

that you will bring the start of a new day

here for me to hold, to always make me stronger.

This song is constantly being played

My heart strings are always stumming the same old tune

My emotions grow stronger, they'll always be displayed

Your image is every where, your face on the moon

I love you now, It screams out of every pore

I love you still, and for ever more

you have always been there standing tall.

but now i'll have to live without your safety

without the net to catch me as i fall

you'll soon be gone, the breaking of unity

This song is constantly being played

My heart strings are always stumming the same old tune

My emotions grow stronger, they'll always be displayed

Your image is every where, your face on the moon

I love you now, It screams out of every pore

I love you still, and for ever more

i want to follow you into the light

i am forever wishing i was the one fading

and you were the one shining bright

but its not like that, it's evil in the making.

This song is constantly being played

My heart strings are always stumming the same old tune

My emotions grow stronger, they'll always be displayed

Your image is every where, your face on the moon

I love you now, It screams out of every pore

I love you still, and for ever more

i regret every fued, every fall out and every bad memory

I've tried to cut and bleed out the cold

they will keep me warm with their trickory

Now you're gone, and we're left to grow old.

This song is constantly being played

My heart strings are always stumming the same old tune

My emotions grow stronger, they'll always be displayed

Your image is every where, your face on the moon

I love you now, It screams out of every pore

I love you still, and for ever more

Well, thats it really, I need a bridge, but I was thinking that could be instrumental.

Over and Out :)

Well, here it is folks, the much awaited second part of the fights. Enjoy, maybe this one wont repeat itself loads. enjoy folks.

The first of many.

Today I went to Jamie's house. It was really quite cool watching videos he's made about things usuing a stickman project: pivot. Of course, we didn't bother making a music video to 'Noah' as it would possibly take up to a week to make, although Jamie has created Noah sneakily stealing an elephant.

I've been trying my hand at this, and although this first attempt is horrible, and for some reason, it repeats it's self three and a half times, i think the animation is okay. Here it is (:

I think that's the right one :S

2 things really.

1. Dear Karys, Thank you ever so much for my pigeon. It kicks ass to the max. Naturally we had to name it so it's ended up Phillip Phlap. Also, I'd like to apologise for the breaking of your glasses. It was clumsy and foolish and won't happen again.

2. Dear the band and others who participate in practice (not like anyone else will read this blog.) Beth really likes you guys (: good stuff (: and she's coming back again next week hopefully. SO be nice.

That's all for now Folks

Here is my first Apliance review.

Right, it seems to be a fad to analyse inanimate objects so I thought I'd join in. It was a hard decision to do but I've chosen to analyse something I'm quite knowledgable about. The SA8O assualt rifle. Used soley by NATO forces, the rifle is one of the most reliable of it's kind. It's chances of a stoppage is one round for ever 3000, where as the AK47 that those pesky terrorists are using stop ever few seconds.

Right, I am ofcourse not going to analyse this item, as I know out of all the people who will view this, only myself could give a toss, so I will now do my proper analysis on a a normal door handle.

Right, firstly, they are completely and utterly useless unless the door is closed. And I hold my hands up for leaving doors open, and I can't be the only one. Also, I've noticed that most doors i've gone through recently do not really necesitate using a door handle, and they can be pushed even from their closed position. This is soley because age as made the opening mechanism loose strength, making the door a simple push and pull door.

So, what I've covered so far is that unless it's brand new and the door is closed, it's pretty useful, but if neither one of those things happen, it's rendered useless.

Let alone if it has pretty colours or not ¬.¬

Tom Wood's ratings: coolness 100/100

My rating scheme: Usefulness 3/10 (only about 33% of the time do we actually need door handles)

'Coolness' 1/100, I've met cooler seagul shits.

design : 1/10, It's pretty basic.

Ricky and the Pigeons?

Oh and Jamie, for this most recent of paintball trips.......GLOIN?

Karys, the ultimate blogger nerd.

Karys, the companion of our beloved Wade, has way too much spare time, I think. Her blog pages spans 48% of the internets space, leaving a measly 52% for pornography. This is an outrage, I remember the days when Porn was 96% of the internet, but Oh no, Karys has to go and ruin that me for and Alan alike. Well, it's time I stood up for the common Alan and told Karys this. KARYS, STOP TAKING UP THE INTERNEST PRECIOUS SPACE. Think how many lonely people in the world there are and instead of watching what they want, all they can read about is felt. Come on! Give a guy a break!

All in all, we all love you anyway Karys. (:

Me and Jamie.

Tonight, Jamie is round my house as we are about to watch 'Full Metal Jacket'. We were going to band practice, but sadly it has been called off. We would both like to extend our deepest regrets to Chris and hope she will be okay as soon as possible. (:

The gig.

We (Battery Powered) have a large-ish gig tonight and to be honest, I'm really looking forward to it. It's at Clennon Valley at 7:30 and only £1 to enter, so I expect to see everyone down there! Even though, the only people who are my firneds on here are the band, Karys and Ricky (of which, Ricky is failing to make an appearence ¬.¬) I really am looking forward to this BUT! I've been strapped up to a heart moniter which will definately effect my stage presence. Where as normally I move around a lot i'll be restricted to just sitting normally, which to be quite honest, is gay.

Don't you just hate it when people don't type properly? I do. plz... no, I think you mean 'please'. I think it's incredibly rude to be honest and I find it highly irritating when I ask people to type properly and they still don't. Here is a sentance in English: 'Hello mate, can you please send this text to my mum, as I would like her to know what I want for teatime.' And here is what people class as 'English', which is just badly typed smack talk : 'oi blud, plz snd dis sms to ma mom, she needz to no wha i want 4 teaz.' Right, that was poo, just poo! I literally had to just get a friend to type that out for me! It's terrible! It took me a good few reads before I realised he had repeated what I said instead of insluting various of my family members.Basically, if you talk like that it's not big, or clever. It's just lazy and just gives the image of a hoodrat retard. Please sort it out.

Wasn't this a blog about our gig? :$

Tattoo.

Hey guys (: Just to let you all know, I'm planning a tattoo on the saturday after our gig at torbay lesuire centre. I hope for it to be the Avenged sevenfold death bat and if you have no idea what that is, look at the photo. Personally, i think it's cool (: it'll go with my bright red hair :D All in all, i'm getting a little bit emo with my....face.

Just letting you guys know whats happening with me (:

Ankles.

Well, here is a nother place where God fucked up majorly. Think about it, all of your weight balanced on one of the thinnest parts of the human body. I find it so stupid also, how the ankle is amde of really small bones, not just one big sturdy one. My ankle as we speak is swelling and painful and I have sprained it. This injury has brought to my attention that the Ankle has so many design flaws and I fele that God needs to sort his fucking life out really, or I'll have to sort him out. So, all you christians out there, you better warn him next time you're in that temple thing or what ever.

Women.

I think most men agree with me here. Guys get the bad rep from women from being 'players' or 'messing with women's heads'. I feel, and I must quote Ricky Moysey here, thats that's complete bullshit. Guys, I feel for you lot. Any guy who likes a girl who doesn;t like him back, I know how you feel. It's bullshit to da pepsi max. I can't stand how women think they dont fuck with guys heads when really they do. Open your fucking eye's you silly bints.

Quaywest: South Devon's pile o' shit

Quaywest really is a waste of time money and oxygen. For a start, it looks ugly. This big blue plastic shizzum sticking out the coast line (which is littered with..litter). secondly it's just a big chav/tourist magnet, and I'm yet to decide which of those two is worse. The chavs sit on the corner or shout from the top thinking they're cool and stuff. And those pesky tourists! Christ, if you're going to come to England then a. Learn the language and b. Learn how to fucking stand in a queue properlly. Finally, Quaywest is so boring it's untrue. People who can go down to that place everyday have a very small attention span and really have no place in todays society. I had a whole season inwhich i bought a season ticket. Biggest mistake of my life. I was determined to make it worth the money i spent, which involved going down twice a week for the whole of summer. It's not like the rides change or the waters a different shade of boring each time. same repetetive slippy sliddey down some blue plastic tubing. I feel like a shit thats been violently flushed. All in all, i feel that my quote of 'Isn't Quaywest just Shit?!' is the best thing to say about our current entertainment issues at Goodrington beach.